Thursday, February 22, 2007
A Little Comment Goes A Long Way . . .
It's been far too long since we last checked out what the great and the good of modern Britain are saying:
Shorter Jeremy Leggett: We're being invaded by carbon dioxide, so we should take up war positions. Bagsy I get to do the sniping.
Shorter Bronislaw Geremek: French and Dutch voters weren't rejecting the European Constitution when they voted 'no' in a referendum on the constitution, which means we should carry on full speed ahead!
Shorter Matthew Yglesias: I've caught Hillary Clinton not telling the whole truth when she says she wasn't in favour of a "pre-emptive war" against Iraq and . . . what do you mean, I haven't mentioned my own initial support for Iraq either?
Shorter Norman Geras: I'd like to beg people not to misread Nick Cohen's new book.
Shorter Andrew Murray: I really disagree with everything in Nick Cohen's new book.
Shorter Nick Cohen: It would seem that people are misreading my new book.
Shorter Peter Wilby: It turns out that David Cameron isn't a single mother from Huddersfielfd after all.
Shorter Mark Vernon: It turns out that fundamentalist Christians love the planet because God made it. Huh, looks like the God Squad could be useful for something yet!
Shorter Felicity Lawrence: Peel away all the layers of globalisation, and what do we find driving it all? Poultry, obviously!
Shorter Edward Pearce: "Robert Walpole - You might consider him a detestable prime minister, but at least he wouldn't have invaded Iraq." [that's the by-line. Seriously. I can't make anything up that's better than that - ed.]
Shorter Natalie Bennett: All of human history and culture may very well collapse, and all that will last is plastic bags.
Shorter Morven Crumlish: I hate Amazon for providing me with a list of similar products to the one I've bought that might be worth a browse. How could they?
Shorter Jeremy Leggett: We're being invaded by carbon dioxide, so we should take up war positions. Bagsy I get to do the sniping.
Shorter Bronislaw Geremek: French and Dutch voters weren't rejecting the European Constitution when they voted 'no' in a referendum on the constitution, which means we should carry on full speed ahead!
Shorter Matthew Yglesias: I've caught Hillary Clinton not telling the whole truth when she says she wasn't in favour of a "pre-emptive war" against Iraq and . . . what do you mean, I haven't mentioned my own initial support for Iraq either?
Shorter Norman Geras: I'd like to beg people not to misread Nick Cohen's new book.
Shorter Andrew Murray: I really disagree with everything in Nick Cohen's new book.
Shorter Nick Cohen: It would seem that people are misreading my new book.
Shorter Peter Wilby: It turns out that David Cameron isn't a single mother from Huddersfielfd after all.
Shorter Mark Vernon: It turns out that fundamentalist Christians love the planet because God made it. Huh, looks like the God Squad could be useful for something yet!
Shorter Felicity Lawrence: Peel away all the layers of globalisation, and what do we find driving it all? Poultry, obviously!
Shorter Edward Pearce: "Robert Walpole - You might consider him a detestable prime minister, but at least he wouldn't have invaded Iraq." [that's the by-line. Seriously. I can't make anything up that's better than that - ed.]
Shorter Natalie Bennett: All of human history and culture may very well collapse, and all that will last is plastic bags.
Shorter Morven Crumlish: I hate Amazon for providing me with a list of similar products to the one I've bought that might be worth a browse. How could they?
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Dr Feelgood you are the Guardian angel of society. You should be prime minister, on a time share, with Jeremy Clarkson. I'd like to have had your babies. If I were to have been a woman; with a womb.
I wouldn't even wipe my bottom with that rag. You'd wipe more shit on than off.
I wouldn't even wipe my bottom with that rag. You'd wipe more shit on than off.
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: 7:02 pm
"Peel away all the layers of globalisation, and what do we find driving it all? Poultry, obviously!"
That's funny... and probably true.
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That's funny... and probably true.
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