Tuesday, January 30, 2007
A Joke That'll Move Your World
I was playing my mate at pool the other day. I accidentally potted the white, so he had two shots. He potted on the first, and missed on the second. He turned to me to ask if it was still his turn at the table.
'Do you play carry?' he asked.
To which I replied: 'I did once try playing 'Carrie', but she kept moving the balls.'
This would have been an amazing joke if he'd ever fucking heard of it. Sometimes, my wit is my own worst enemy.
Cheat.
'Do you play carry?' he asked.
To which I replied: 'I did once try playing 'Carrie', but she kept moving the balls.'
This would have been an amazing joke if he'd ever fucking heard of it. Sometimes, my wit is my own worst enemy.
Cheat.
