Monday, December 11, 2006
The Things You Hear . . .
Sometimes just annoying:
In Sainsbury's:
'Would you like to visit to the bakery department?'
Sometimes amusing:
In the bogs at closing time at my local:
Man 1: 'Would you rather be chased by a tiger or an elephant?'
Man 2: 'A tiger. Elephants are mad when they're on a rampage and they'd crush you.'
Man 1: 'An elephant would be better, because you could hide behind a tree. You couldn't do that with a tiger.'
In Sainsbury's:
'Would you like to visit to the bakery department?'
Sometimes amusing:
In the bogs at closing time at my local:
Man 1: 'Would you rather be chased by a tiger or an elephant?'
Man 2: 'A tiger. Elephants are mad when they're on a rampage and they'd crush you.'
Man 1: 'An elephant would be better, because you could hide behind a tree. You couldn't do that with a tiger.'
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In the toilets the other day I heard an argumnet about whether Birmingham or Moss side is posher.
# posted by 
: 7:19 pm
: 7:19 pm
A random old man chose to tell me the other day, whilst standing at the urinals, "This might be the last time I ever use a toilette.".
# posted by : 11:40 pm
: 11:40 pm
a coupla weeks back, i was in some club in streatham, doing a Mia Wallace. some chick had the nerve to tell me i was hogging the sink (there was PLENTY of room). i think she still might be on the floor, where i left her. cheeky bitch.
# posted by : 7:41 am
: 7:41 am
and elephants cant really see in the dark. that's why they get owned by the lions at watering holes in the nighttime. it's true was on planet earth a month ago. if only they had cats eyes in africa. i think it needs a http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/
oh yeah, annoying things: everyone's always like.
"you should stop taking coke, it's bad for you."
oh yeah, annoying things: everyone's always like.
"you should stop taking coke, it's bad for you."
# posted by : 1:02 pm
: 1:02 pm
I love those sorts of conversations. A friend of mine and I often have such.
Who would you rather have come into your home and crap in your bathroom? Pavarotti or Eddie Murphy in a fat-suit?
Who would you rather have come into your home and crap in your bathroom? Pavarotti or Eddie Murphy in a fat-suit?
I was at Manchester Christmas market yesterday. There was a German stall/temporary bar selling mulled wine and whatnot. At the top of the stall was an animated reindeer head, "singing" Christmas carols. You know the sort.
Then I heard one parent turn to her little daughter and said, "Say goodbye to the moose".
That's going to be one messed up child, thinking that Santa has a sleigh pulled be mooses.
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Then I heard one parent turn to her little daughter and said, "Say goodbye to the moose".
That's going to be one messed up child, thinking that Santa has a sleigh pulled be mooses.
# posted by : 5:31 pm
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