Wednesday, July 19, 2006

 

Eat Football. Drink Football. Probably Best Not To Sleep With Football.

Telegraph: 'World Cup suffers at the hands of the winners'

'Pictures on the front page of the Italian newspaper Il Messaggero showed Fabio Cannavaro, Italy's captain, staring at the trophy in dismay and then holding up what appears to be a piece of green malachite that has broken off its base.'

. . .

'The piece may have come off the trophy on the bus but, according to Il Messaggero, was later glued on.'

'Cannavaro admitted that he slept with the trophy on the night of winning the final against France.'

Wh-huh?

Wuh?

Hmmmmnhh-huh?


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