Monday, July 24, 2006
Crotchword
A friend of mine - who may or may not have a blog - has been in touch, claiming to have found a porn magazine with a cryptic crossword in it. I'm not sure I believe him - it's probably some witty 'Private Eye' spoof - but the clues are pretty good:
Q: 'Queer drapery at the border of the Cold War?' (4,7)
A: Iron curtain.
Q: 'Becoming erect and heading for a half volley?' (2,3,2)
A: On the up.
Q: 'Breathe heavily on a woman's pussy - a very big one' (7)
A: Teatime.
Q: 'Shag dyke wiuth fruits de mer?' (7)
A: ?
You tell me.
Q: 'Queer drapery at the border of the Cold War?' (4,7)
A: Iron curtain.
Q: 'Becoming erect and heading for a half volley?' (2,3,2)
A: On the up.
Q: 'Breathe heavily on a woman's pussy - a very big one' (7)
A: Teatime.
Q: 'Shag dyke wiuth fruits de mer?' (7)
A: ?
You tell me.
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