Monday, May 01, 2006



I'm getting a bit tired of YouTube. The number of times I've gone on that site looking for a wee bit of amateur porn to tide me over, and been disappointed, it's just not even funny any more. You look for something good, but no matter what search terms you enter the video that you end up getting consists of three Hells Angels with ridiculously long beards, at some beer festival in Milwaukee, shouting , 'Aaaaaaah, wanker!'.

I would like to proposed the following - from now on, you can no longer use tags like 'sex', 'porn', 'jessica alba', 'auto-erotic asphyxiation', 'lesbian', 'naked' or 'footbangers' unless the video actually contains one of the above. I mean to say, can't we have some consideration for the average wanker here?

Leave me alone!

Enlighten me.
An American beer drunk said "wanker"?!?
Was this immediately followed by a blanket shower?
Matty - Much obliged!

Clairwil - Um, it's actually the name of a foot fetish website. I don't have a subscription or anything - I just happened across it.

*cough, cough*

SafeT - Blanket shower? Now I'm the one who needs enlightening!
Blanket shower: A group of assailants tosses a blanket over you so that you canot see, and others cannot make out your features or body position. The group then pummels you mercilessly.
Sounds like some kind of initiation ritual. I think it Britain that would be simply called 'beating the shit out of him'.
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