Wednesday, April 12, 2006


What A Terri-ble Idea

Remember Terri Schiavo?

I certainly remember the bitter feelings and arguments that ended up in this thread. I was pretty bored by the story at the time - she was dead either way, get over it everyone - and unfortunately, everyone with an opinion now has a second chance to shout it from the roof-tops. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:

'Terri Schiavo: The Movie'

Think I'm joking? I'm not. To quote the link:

'According to Marvin Minoff, Farrell's partner and another of the producers, "The story is almost Shakespearean in the warring of the families and the great love story between the [couple] ... It starts off so beautifully and then ends so chaotically."'

Yes, that is kind of the point. It's not quite Romeo and Juliet, though, is it? In true American fashion, Michael Schiavo wiped the tears from his cheeks, stood up straight, manly and tall, and thought to himself - how can I make money out of this? So he wrote a book, which is now going to be a movie, and it's going to cause everybody who threw their one-cent's worth in last time to do the same again.

I can't wait.

Me? Cashing in? Never!

I love the sappy movie trail.
It looks like something the dog leaves on the carpet when his anus is irritated.

There was one a year or two ago about a teenage kid who ruined his promising career as an alternative sports star to become addicted to internet pornography.
That was priceless, I tell you.

I'd bet this one will be even better!
I suppose getting addicted to pornography could help you in a miniature pole vault, if you were willing to risk the pain.

Can you believe his comedy 'tache? He looks like he should be doing cheap porno himself.
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