Saturday, April 15, 2006



Well, I'm off on holiday for a few days. I shall probably be back Tuesday evening. In the meantime, please have a browse through any recent posts you may have missed, and comment! If I wanted to talk to myself, I could do it from the comfort of my own bed, without the wanker's cramp, hunchback and squinty eyes that are the inevitable concomitants of me sitting in front of a keyboard. Other than that, have a nice Easter.

Oh, and if you get fed up of all the Godliness and stuff, you could always have a watch of 'Forklift Driver Klaus', arguably the best, and certainly the most succesful, short film ever made. It's ostensibly a safety video, but ends up being drenched in gore as Klaus totally screws up his first day at his new job. Quality stuff. Does cost £1.99, but trust me, you'll never spend two quid in quite such an entertaining way again.

Not the most succesful at his job.

See, now, just a couple weeks ago I was mentioning on my blog that a forklift isn't a very efficient killing machine. I'll have to revise that statement.
Well, it's more adept at maiming than landing the fatal blow, but of course you can't be too careful . . .
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