Friday, April 21, 2006


A Bum Rap

Via Mark Holland, I see that the folks at 'The Sun' are busy doing what they do best - starting diplomatic crises.

Still, at least it's over something worthwile. For those not in the know, on Tuesday they printed a picture of German Chancellor Angela Merkel changing clothes on the beach. Excellent!

Apparently, the Germans are none too happy. The newspaper 'Bild' wrote this:

“The English are mocking our Chancellor. Where does this hatred come from?”

Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm . . .

So, at the risk of being invaded (oh, come on, I've got to have one Germans-love-starting-land-wars-in-Europe joke, it is World Cup year), here is Frau Merkel:

Actually, for a lady of fifty-odd, I think she has a perfectly acceptable arse. I'd certainly far rather see hers than Tony's, let's put it that way.

I suppose I shall likely be hounded out of the country for saying this, but I tend to want Germany to do well in football tournaments. Don't ask me why; I don't honestly know. Still, there you go. I'm a mystery.

I've suddenly lost my appetite.
As a Yank, I don't give a fig about what you blighters call football.

I do, on the other hand, have a certain amount of curiousity about what the rest of that woman looks like. An out-of-context butt represents an unacceptable level of ambiguity to my ready loins.
Ill Man - Surely not? As I say, I reckon it's not half bad for her age and vocation, which, let's face it, usually attracts people who are hardly the belles of the ball.

SafeT - Politician porn!

In the past, if asked what I thought of the UN, I would jokingly suggest that everyone there should have to work in the nude, on the basis it might make them take themselves a bit less seriously. As usual, art imitates me, and this is a gag in 'Scary Movie 4.' Whether life will imitate art is yet to be seen.
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