Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Thanks, 'Massah'
MWW bring us news of the latest pronouncements of 'Massah' John Beyer, the head of MediaWatch, Britain's main media watchdog, and fan of 'The Black And White Minstrel Show.' Beyer weighed in on the news that Kimberley Davies has threatened to sue the producers of 'I'm A Celebrity . . . Get Me Out Of Here' after she cracked a rib parachuting from a helicopter. Beyer said:
'It is irresponsible of ITV to expect celebs to jump out of helicopters — it is really going too far. The whole thing is calculated to win ratings, but ITV should be banned from pulling stunts like this.'
I don't know whether Beyer actually watched the episode in question, but in relentless pursuit to mine the bottom of the TV barrel, I did, and actually nobody was forced to jump out of the helicopter. One of the contestants, I can't remember which one, was very unwilling to do so, and could have gone back and just not joined the programme if she really couldn't have faced it. I can't see the point of what either Beyer or Davies are saying, to be honest. They did it of their own volition.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go, because 'Rome' tonight allegedly contains naked female gladiators wrestling. I look forward immensely to the inevitable statement about the end of decency and morality from Beyer tomorrow.
You wouldn't catch me parachuting for all the whores in Soho.
'It is irresponsible of ITV to expect celebs to jump out of helicopters — it is really going too far. The whole thing is calculated to win ratings, but ITV should be banned from pulling stunts like this.'
I don't know whether Beyer actually watched the episode in question, but in relentless pursuit to mine the bottom of the TV barrel, I did, and actually nobody was forced to jump out of the helicopter. One of the contestants, I can't remember which one, was very unwilling to do so, and could have gone back and just not joined the programme if she really couldn't have faced it. I can't see the point of what either Beyer or Davies are saying, to be honest. They did it of their own volition.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go, because 'Rome' tonight allegedly contains naked female gladiators wrestling. I look forward immensely to the inevitable statement about the end of decency and morality from Beyer tomorrow.
You wouldn't catch me parachuting for all the whores in Soho.
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What about Britney, would you parachute for Britney. Or maybe Angelina, she'd push you......oooohhh.... naked people on tv.
Fuck decency, we never get anything this dirty on the terrestrial anymore.
xxB
Fuck decency, we never get anything this dirty on the terrestrial anymore.
xxB
I tell you who I would consider jumping out of a plane for, and that's Polly Walker. The woman gets hotter every week of 'Rome' that goes by. Soon, we're going to escape to a Carribbean island together. That's a fact.
I get just a little fed up with people whinging about the amount of sex and nudity on television, because I sure can't seem to find it. TV used to have loads more, even just a few years ago.
I get just a little fed up with people whinging about the amount of sex and nudity on television, because I sure can't seem to find it. TV used to have loads more, even just a few years ago.
Polly Walker: Oh yes. She displayed a magnificent set of boobs when she was lying next to Mark Anthony the other night.
SafeT - That was my reaction too. How can they not have done? Presumably, the insurance makes it an absolute necessity. Fortunately, I don't think anyone important was really listening to Beyer this time.
Mark - I know, isn't she just stunning? Throughout her career, dear Polly has shown a certain propensity for getting her kit off. Memo to Polly: I don't know why this is, but just for the record, I'm fine with it.
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Mark - I know, isn't she just stunning? Throughout her career, dear Polly has shown a certain propensity for getting her kit off. Memo to Polly: I don't know why this is, but just for the record, I'm fine with it.
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