Thursday, June 30, 2005
Putting Aliens On Hold
Just for a moment, while I celebrate the end of the 'Saskia Please Get Naked Countdown Clock!' The reason? At 10:41 precisely, Channel 4 viewers were treated to a full shot of her rump as she clambered into bed with Maxwell for a hint of, well, rumpy-pumpy. Sadly, eejit Kemal interrupted the beavering with some smart-aleck comment. Damn him! Still, twas good.
I normally wouldn't consider just arse cheeks acceptable, but since that dish was served with a side order of 'hint of muff', I'll call it.
Now we have to rely on the mens mags next week for the breast shots. Let's hope - though, sadly, Maxwell doesn't seem so keen on the idea. Shame.
I normally wouldn't consider just arse cheeks acceptable, but since that dish was served with a side order of 'hint of muff', I'll call it.
Now we have to rely on the mens mags next week for the breast shots. Let's hope - though, sadly, Maxwell doesn't seem so keen on the idea. Shame.
