Wednesday, May 18, 2005
A New Breed Of Tosser
I've known for ages that, if there is a God, he wants me to meet all the dickheads in the world. And, if there isn't one, man do I have bad luck.
I've just discovered a new type of person who infuraites me. I was watching the telly, and this bloke shortened the word 'video' to 'vid.' If anyone does that near me, I'll, I'll . . . I'll . . . . I'll . . . well, they'd better just watch out, that's what.
It could be inserted rectally, you know.
I've just discovered a new type of person who infuraites me. I was watching the telly, and this bloke shortened the word 'video' to 'vid.' If anyone does that near me, I'll, I'll . . . I'll . . . . I'll . . . well, they'd better just watch out, that's what.
It could be inserted rectally, you know.
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No, no Rory, you're alright, believe me. It's just people who shorten the word 'video' to 'vid.'
And also people who shorten the word 'session' to 'sesh.' I was stuck in a queue the other day behind someone talking to her friend about a day spent amongst the bottles, and she said, 'It was quite a sesh.' I just seethed, as you can imagine.
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And also people who shorten the word 'session' to 'sesh.' I was stuck in a queue the other day behind someone talking to her friend about a day spent amongst the bottles, and she said, 'It was quite a sesh.' I just seethed, as you can imagine.
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